Yale University Student takes exception to Blog

Churlish Mr. Tart!

Our understanding is that you are again publishing your blog. I, Sue P. Cillius- founder of the Yale Women's League for Female/Male Understanding and Mandatory Vasectomies, am putting you on notice that your sexist thoughts will be closely monitored. We,female students of Yale, have perfected the "Mind Meld" (OK, the nerd engineering guys in the Star Trek club helped us, but there is no way we are going to let them watch us doing our laundry, like they think). With this instrument, we can tell when pigs like you are hiding their natural thoughts about woman's role in society- so stop hoping that woman with the short dress on your 9:10 commuter train is going to drop her latte again, so you can watch her bend over to clean it up.
As for "Churlish", look it up, you "Safety School" reject. We know you were not an old English major, Knave.

Sue P Cillious
Yale '14

Armed man tries, fails to rob Amish couple upstate (AP)

The police admit that reports of a large swarthy man with a pin in his nose seen carrying away two quarts of cider from barn raising event- were ignored.

"We didn't want to be accused of profiling", said Captain Moosberger of the Lancastershire police." Though he sure didn't look Amish"

Al Gore slams Rumors

Listen, I have not been having an affair.

First, having sex burns 25 calories per 5 minute. That's a waste of energy! And as you sweat during sex, you release carbon dioxide. And let me tell you, with my love handles, I have way too much skin with which to poison the earth.

Would I chance a quickie to satisfy my own lust, and kill a Pelican in the process?

Its all in my new book, The Tipper point- Sex, Sweat, and Global Warming.

Sir Paul McCartney defends knocks about George Bush

hey bloke- I got me every right to make some jokes about poor old King George Bush. So don't be knocking me right too - by changing my songs around- like I sees on this here blog. Lennon did not writ any of them, I did it all me self. See, I am an intellectual now, I've been knighted by the bloody Queen- I am whats called an idiot servant, or cervantes, I think. I would knock your Palin loving teeth into the backside of your head but I left me Depends on me jet. Ever since I got the animal rights religion in me soul, I eat so much salad I compose me music in the water closet.

And don't you be saying I ripped off black music- I did, but I wrote Ebony and Ivory , I say.

McCartney Is Honored at White House - The New York Times

We all live in a black jet stream, a black jet stream....

Now shake up it up BP now, shake it up BP, belch that silt, belch that silt...

Black Bilge spilling in the dead of night...

Well, the sea is now unclean- you know what I mean, and the way it looks, well beyond repair...

That long and winding lode that leads to the shore, will never disappear....

Sarah Silverman Comments- Exclusive

Hello, you racist, big, slob-

I see you are writing your blog again. You have an audience of eleven, so you really don't concern me. My book has topped over 87 sold. Ok, forty of those was to the 92 Street Y in New York.

Sarah Palin is a dope. I, however, write learned books about my overcoming bed wetting. My literary agent is hoping I come down with fibroids soon so we can post a sequel.

Jane Fonda on Sarah Palin

She is a dummy- she is uniformed. She is being used by conservative males to put a pretty face on the regressive, paleolithic culture of angry white Republican men.

Palin is a clueless woman. Forty years ago Palin would have been posing high on a Viet Cong tank not knowing the communists were using her for propaganda purposes- and to grab a quick peek up her skirt.

Now I have to go- they are filming my yoga video and the lighting has to be just dark enough so my varicose veins don't pop thru my leotard.Hey at least I am not pushing sixties retreads for Time Life music like my brother Peter- I hate it when he shows up on my set humming Steppenwolf, and making a "vroom vroom" noise and gripping the Director's chair like handlebars.