Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
Obama to Field Questions on YouTube From ExecutiveGov
And then First Dog Bo will play the Piano. "He doesn't really play the piano", White House Spokeswoman Chloe Y. Midia said," He just bangs on the keys with his paws. We want to be up front on that. But pet lovers- almost twenty million voting americans- will love it".
Friday, January 22, 2010
Obama- Lincolnesque as always
"I am not going to walk away just because it's hard," Obama said at a town hall in Elyria, Ohio. (CNN)
However, the secret service did urge him to move behind the podium at least, for God's sake Mr.President.
However, the secret service did urge him to move behind the podium at least, for God's sake Mr.President.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Obama Seeks to Save Senate Seat, Health Vote From ABC News
The White House denies it has hired a shamman to "chanel" the late Senator Kennedy as a last minute write in in the Massachusetts Special Election
Sunday, January 10, 2010
More Reid Quotes from Game Change (Satire)
Senator Harry Reid, already under fire for his "poor choice" of words in describing President Obama's speech patterns as lacking in "negro dialect", may well face additional flack as the press looks into these following quotes:
(Page 93) "Mario's little boy Andrew Cuomo- New York's Attorney General- could be governor of New York. I really think that. I mean you get an Italian, and the rare one who is an honest one at that, and they know how to fight crime- must be the DNA"
(Page 101) "Mexicans are the most hardworking people. The wife and I love to go to Mexico. They are just the most wonderful hardworking constituents I have, and I would love to fast track them to citizenship. Besides, where else are you going to get a maid for under 60 bucks a week."
(Page 125) "Governor Charlie Crist, the only Republican I like. You know he's a Greek. Those guys built the Parthenon. And you gotta think, the way those Greeks make salad, with the feta and anchovies, and all the restaurants they got- well, they are all about serving the public"
(Page 161) " Well, you know, women are great in public service. Feingold, Boxer, Pelosi- they all overcame -not being men- to take leads in our Democratic Party. Can't cook, but can they serve up a committee hearing like no body's business."
(Page 93) "Mario's little boy Andrew Cuomo- New York's Attorney General- could be governor of New York. I really think that. I mean you get an Italian, and the rare one who is an honest one at that, and they know how to fight crime- must be the DNA"
(Page 101) "Mexicans are the most hardworking people. The wife and I love to go to Mexico. They are just the most wonderful hardworking constituents I have, and I would love to fast track them to citizenship. Besides, where else are you going to get a maid for under 60 bucks a week."
(Page 125) "Governor Charlie Crist, the only Republican I like. You know he's a Greek. Those guys built the Parthenon. And you gotta think, the way those Greeks make salad, with the feta and anchovies, and all the restaurants they got- well, they are all about serving the public"
(Page 161) " Well, you know, women are great in public service. Feingold, Boxer, Pelosi- they all overcame -not being men- to take leads in our Democratic Party. Can't cook, but can they serve up a committee hearing like no body's business."
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