Ted Kennedy Home for Sale In Washington

(From the Listing circular)

Located on the best block in the premiere neighborhood of Kalorama, if not the best block in all Washington, this historic house defines entertainment. Whether dinners for national and international dignitaries, fundraising receptions, celebrated birthday parties, or family gatherings, many a special event and special people have graced this elegant residence. Its stately exterior and grand rooms, however, do not compromise its function as a family home. Warmth, light and serenity fill every room."

However, the liquor cabinet needs to be replaced. But the garage has never been used. Owner does admit the carpeting in the master bedroom is worn down to the wood. Per the lease, new owner must allow use of guest bedroom for the Kennedy clan if they get stuck in Washington and "need to crash" when they are "not feeling it", or are "plastered to the ninth degree". House is said to be haunted by Joan Kennedy who comes by at night and screams "Where are my keys", and "Teddy, I know you and Jack are hiding in the spare room with that that whore from the El Morocco again".

Headlines you have to look twice at

Democrat eyeing Kennedy seat avoids family legacy from the Associated Press

The democrat candidate- Martha Coakley- is also avoiding large bodies of water, and taking the ferry if necessary.

Two teachers ordered to return more than $148000 in overpayments from the Los Angeles Times

Don't be too hard on them- they taught civics.

White House Takes on Cheney Over Criticism of Terror Response from Fox News

Those pesky Terrorists can wait! Meanwhile, the Adminstration has to make sure that Nigerian Kid didn't get roughed up on the plane, that's a hate crime.

White House visitors log reflects Obama agenda from the Washington Post
Mickey Mouse denies he slept in the lincoln bedroom

Ginkgo Doesn't Stop Cognitive Decline
from ABC NEWS
That explains alot about the Green Movement.

Emails to my blog

Oh right its true. The DNC has me on ice. They plan on bringing me back when the there is a cure for cancer. But don't let anyone know because they don't want to cover this under health care reform.
Ted Kennedy

We feel we have to answer a statement made here in this blog by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. We can not support forcing poor bacteria to produce botox injections. Bacteria are living creatures, and we do not support the enslavement of even unicellular animals for man's insane profit motive.
Peta

The Speaker of the House misspoke. Ms. Pelosi has never been given Botox injections nor does she approve of forcing bacteria to mass produce botox solution. She supports the rights of Bacteria. Throughout her career, Speaker Pelosi has relied on fiberglass injections to give her face that "tight as a drum" veneer. Ms. Pelosi thinks so much of bacteria, that sometimes she does not even wash her hands.

Office of the Speaker of the House- Spokeswoman Chloe Y.Midia