Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Armed man tries, fails to rob Amish couple upstate (AP)

The police admit that reports of a large swarthy man with a pin in his nose seen carrying away two quarts of cider from barn raising event- were ignored.

"We didn't want to be accused of profiling", said Captain Moosberger of the Lancastershire police." Though he sure didn't look Amish"