Al Gore slams Rumors

Listen, I have not been having an affair.

First, having sex burns 25 calories per 5 minute. That's a waste of energy! And as you sweat during sex, you release carbon dioxide. And let me tell you, with my love handles, I have way too much skin with which to poison the earth.

Would I chance a quickie to satisfy my own lust, and kill a Pelican in the process?

Its all in my new book, The Tipper point- Sex, Sweat, and Global Warming.