Matt Damon talks to Sarah Palin Haters

I guess you are really happy that my anti-American bit of self stroke movie - The Green Zone- isn't even making pop corn money at the box office. Huh? Come on, admit it, you fascist Palin bootlicker. What you don't get is that as a 40 year old actor who can pass himself off as 25, I can make any damn movie I want. Next year, I might make a movie about transgender migrant workers called Salsa Mascara. See as a Hollywood intellectual and big shot, making light of working kids sacrifices in a war, is my right! And by the way Palin believes that Dinosaurs protected the Baby Jesus in the manager! I read it in Mother Jones. I am a graduate of Cambridge Latin, the almost prep school in Cambridge, and of Harvard. All right, I did not graduate from Harvard, but only because I had to perfect my craft scoring with beach bimbos in Santa Cruz And you better stop writing that my gym teacher in high school only wrote me a letter of recommendation to Harvard because he liked to look at my legs when I did deep knee bends. I got a hot Latina wife now, so there!

Sarah's Emails

Palin Hater's holy grail is to find something somewhere that will discredit Sarah Palin personally- you know, sexy pictures, evidence of murder, or government malfeasance evidenced in her personal emails.

There is a whole cottage industry in Alaska of left wing doughnuts filing freedom of information acts to get at Palin's emails while governor.

The Huffington Post, fed by the Alaska Dispatch ( a progressive "true" Alaskan zine where the arugula set meets the walrus) today released shocking "discovered" emails.

So eager are the loonies to twist what are normal conversations, albeit political, into political attacks that the results are laughable. For example, the "reporter", sees something sinister in Governor Palin refusing to meet with the Alaska head of the Foundation for North American Wild Sheep, who had had sex with an underage girl. And this meeting had been requested by a government agency.

Poor Sheep denied representation.