Showing posts with label White House. Show all posts
Showing posts with label White House. Show all posts
Monday, February 22, 2010
White House Easter Egg Roll might be filled with 'Glee' from USA Today
True, "Glee" is from a Fox show, but its a good group, and we prefer to celebrate what this administration does best, which is to "roll" the American public", said Chloe Y. Midia, White House deputy spokeswoman.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Feds set date for carp meeting from the Detroit Free Press
The White House will tackle the problem of rogue Carp with local officials.
You expect any meeting between groups and the White House to be "fishy".
Meanwhile, civil rights activists argue that any attempt to limit the movements of "immigrant" fish is an abomination.
" Tell me", said Ida Mae Crapp, of Human And Animals United for Sexual Congress," If these were Sunfish, or Flounder trying to get into the Great Lakes, would there be a problem. But because they are Asian, xenophobia raises its ugly head".
You expect any meeting between groups and the White House to be "fishy".
Meanwhile, civil rights activists argue that any attempt to limit the movements of "immigrant" fish is an abomination.
" Tell me", said Ida Mae Crapp, of Human And Animals United for Sexual Congress," If these were Sunfish, or Flounder trying to get into the Great Lakes, would there be a problem. But because they are Asian, xenophobia raises its ugly head".
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Deleted Comments
( Even though my blog has a readership of six, it has attracted some detractors.)
Mr. Tart- Your blog indirectly criticizes the President by intimating that the President does not know that Austrian is not a language. Let me remind you that repeating a liberals gaffes is a right wing smear tactic, perfected by McCarthy. Please shut down your blog, or the Administration will be forced to email everyone you know that you rented "Showgirls" from Netflix- twice.
The White House
Sarah Palin is a climate denier. She does not believe in gravity. She stands in the way of progress. She does not know that the South Pole will completely melt in five years because the earth's core is 7 million degrees. So there. ( By the way, like how me and Tipper are really on to something with this global warming crap. In five years, our family will have substituted tobacco profits by making poor slobs pay 8,000$ for solar panels. We will be completely legit, just like the Corleones)
Al Gore
I would like to rip out Sarah's eyes with my fingernails. How can her book be number one, and my book is dead last on Amazon. She had a ghostwriter. Ok, I had one too for my fiction book, but thats only for the sexy parts. After all, I couldn't rely on memory.
Barbara Boxer
Mr. Tart- Your blog indirectly criticizes the President by intimating that the President does not know that Austrian is not a language. Let me remind you that repeating a liberals gaffes is a right wing smear tactic, perfected by McCarthy. Please shut down your blog, or the Administration will be forced to email everyone you know that you rented "Showgirls" from Netflix- twice.
The White House
Sarah Palin is a climate denier. She does not believe in gravity. She stands in the way of progress. She does not know that the South Pole will completely melt in five years because the earth's core is 7 million degrees. So there. ( By the way, like how me and Tipper are really on to something with this global warming crap. In five years, our family will have substituted tobacco profits by making poor slobs pay 8,000$ for solar panels. We will be completely legit, just like the Corleones)
Al Gore
I would like to rip out Sarah's eyes with my fingernails. How can her book be number one, and my book is dead last on Amazon. She had a ghostwriter. Ok, I had one too for my fiction book, but thats only for the sexy parts. After all, I couldn't rely on memory.
Barbara Boxer
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