Feds set date for carp meeting from the Detroit Free Press

The White House will tackle the problem of rogue Carp with local officials.

You expect any meeting between groups and the White House to be "fishy".

Meanwhile, civil rights activists argue that any attempt to limit the movements of "immigrant" fish is an abomination.

" Tell me", said Ida Mae Crapp, of Human And Animals United for Sexual Congress," If these were Sunfish, or Flounder trying to get into the Great Lakes, would there be a problem. But because they are Asian, xenophobia raises its ugly head".