So you better pay your taxes or you could have a little accident- you know - maybe a wheel comes off your car because we don't pave your roads with the stimulus cash.
And maybe you want to check that little box on your return that sends a cash donation for the presidential election, because we get our feelings hurt when you don't.
And you don't want us to feel bad. When we feel bad, things happen. You know like there's a hurricane, but our good friends at FEMA, we get them to wait until they finish lunch before they send the helicopters- you know, we union people, are entitled to our lunch.
Or maybe we kinda lose your unemployment request behind the photo copier. Or that Social Security check shows up in Bedford, Mass instead of Bedford, New York.