Saturday, February 13, 2010

Rule Britannia!

"Try coughing up phlegm before sex or avoid having sex in the morning when it's likely you will be producing more phlegm" ( Advice from the British Lung Fondation as quoted from the BBC, to people with compromised lung capacity).

Though the article allows you one cigarette after intercourse as a "treat".

Article also warns that having sex with Maureen Dowd, Joy Behar, Arianna Huffington or any of the other Monistat Mammas of the Left, you will cough up phlegm during sex, with or without a lung condition.

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