Your blog is racist. Racist Sir! You don't even use the word "Negro" once. Which means you don't make distinctions between different types of black people, and that means you are not liberal, which makes you a racist.
Harry Reid- Capital Building
My name is not Martha Coakley- it is Martha Choakley--- the emphasis is on Choke. You are a are a stupid sexist big pig. And Yes! I am married. No Lesbian Jokes.
Martha Coakley- Candidate for Dogcatcher 2013 (See now you have me doing it!)
I would like to point out I am a comedian. I am funny. Really. Just yesterday, I stuck two toothpicks in my nose, pretended to be a walrus at Arbys, and asked two Nuns who was sexier St. Augustine or St. Aquinas. They didn't know!!
Bill Maher
Sarah Palin is a fascist. Yesterday, she was spotted at Filene's basement ripping a Coakley button off a seven year old progressive. Teresa says Palin's a fascist, because Palin is a size 4 or less. And I believe Teresa- after all, she's a size 14, so she's gotta be a good American. Right. Though its not too much fun to go body surfing with her. Especially when those damn tourists go whale looking off the coast of our summer place.And start snapping her picture. And she takes it out on me later. Believe me.
John Kerry
You just make up these letters. My agent told me so. And No, I am not posing naked with an Arctic fox for PETA. I am posing naked with an Elephant. And those elephant trunks are cold. And they are horny for such big animals. But we gotta make sure it stays cold for those Elephants up there in Alaska.
Ashley Judd
Showing posts with label Harry Reid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harry Reid. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
More Reid Quotes from Game Change (Satire)
Senator Harry Reid, already under fire for his "poor choice" of words in describing President Obama's speech patterns as lacking in "negro dialect", may well face additional flack as the press looks into these following quotes:
(Page 93) "Mario's little boy Andrew Cuomo- New York's Attorney General- could be governor of New York. I really think that. I mean you get an Italian, and the rare one who is an honest one at that, and they know how to fight crime- must be the DNA"
(Page 101) "Mexicans are the most hardworking people. The wife and I love to go to Mexico. They are just the most wonderful hardworking constituents I have, and I would love to fast track them to citizenship. Besides, where else are you going to get a maid for under 60 bucks a week."
(Page 125) "Governor Charlie Crist, the only Republican I like. You know he's a Greek. Those guys built the Parthenon. And you gotta think, the way those Greeks make salad, with the feta and anchovies, and all the restaurants they got- well, they are all about serving the public"
(Page 161) " Well, you know, women are great in public service. Feingold, Boxer, Pelosi- they all overcame -not being men- to take leads in our Democratic Party. Can't cook, but can they serve up a committee hearing like no body's business."
(Page 93) "Mario's little boy Andrew Cuomo- New York's Attorney General- could be governor of New York. I really think that. I mean you get an Italian, and the rare one who is an honest one at that, and they know how to fight crime- must be the DNA"
(Page 101) "Mexicans are the most hardworking people. The wife and I love to go to Mexico. They are just the most wonderful hardworking constituents I have, and I would love to fast track them to citizenship. Besides, where else are you going to get a maid for under 60 bucks a week."
(Page 125) "Governor Charlie Crist, the only Republican I like. You know he's a Greek. Those guys built the Parthenon. And you gotta think, the way those Greeks make salad, with the feta and anchovies, and all the restaurants they got- well, they are all about serving the public"
(Page 161) " Well, you know, women are great in public service. Feingold, Boxer, Pelosi- they all overcame -not being men- to take leads in our Democratic Party. Can't cook, but can they serve up a committee hearing like no body's business."
Monday, December 21, 2009
Press Clippings from around the Nation
Senator Harry Reid denied that a member of his staff Bernice "Pepsi" Tanner "channeled" Senator Edward Kennedy to ask the late Senator for tips on passing health care reform. In a statement to the Congressional Mishaps Press , however,Senator Reid did not rule out a seance later next year if Republican continued to stonewall on the legislation.
Sierra Club Members offer to retrain out of work coal miners whose livelihood has been disrupted by environmental policies. " Our members always need good caddies, maids, and bellhops", said Peter Thurston Osgood, Northeast Sierra Club co-coordinator," and damn if we can't teach anyone to make a really good Tuber salad". ( Condor Daily News, Biceps Colorado).
Police arrested two members of theTroy New York Chapter of the ACLU in a Nativity Theft. Inebriated after the chapter's annual winter solstice party, the two ACLU members, Tye Hacksmershim and Zoner "Boots" Kadorfi ,grabbed a plastic cow near the infant Jesus, and tried to hail a taxi. The taxi driver became suspicious when the two asked the cab driver if he was a Hindu, and if "giving a ride to cow "would be "insensitive". "When I wouldn't let them in, they called me a facist", said Lionel Goswami, "so I had the dispatcher call the cops."
Sierra Club Members offer to retrain out of work coal miners whose livelihood has been disrupted by environmental policies. " Our members always need good caddies, maids, and bellhops", said Peter Thurston Osgood, Northeast Sierra Club co-coordinator," and damn if we can't teach anyone to make a really good Tuber salad". ( Condor Daily News, Biceps Colorado).
Police arrested two members of theTroy New York Chapter of the ACLU in a Nativity Theft. Inebriated after the chapter's annual winter solstice party, the two ACLU members, Tye Hacksmershim and Zoner "Boots" Kadorfi ,grabbed a plastic cow near the infant Jesus, and tried to hail a taxi. The taxi driver became suspicious when the two asked the cab driver if he was a Hindu, and if "giving a ride to cow "would be "insensitive". "When I wouldn't let them in, they called me a facist", said Lionel Goswami, "so I had the dispatcher call the cops."
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